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In the jet black canvas of the night,<\/em><\/p>

Gleaming globes cast their light.<\/em><\/p>

Silent whispers from afar,<\/em><\/p>

The ancient tale of every star.<\/em><\/p>

Constellations weave their art,<\/em><\/p>

Patterns played upon the heart.<\/em><\/p>

Orion's strength, the Lion's pride,<\/em><\/p>

The stories of the skies so wide.<\/em><\/p>

Cassiopeia's regal grace,<\/em><\/p>

The Twins in their celestial place.<\/em><\/p>

Each cluster tells a myth, a lore,<\/em><\/p>

Of heroes, gods, and love of yore.<\/em><\/p>

In the northern sky, the Bear does roam,<\/em><\/p>

Guiding sailors safely home.<\/em><\/p>

The Scorpion with its sting so fierce,<\/em><\/p>

Sagittarius with arrows pierce.<\/em><\/p>

But beyond the shapes, the lines we trace,<\/em><\/p>

Lies a deeper, boundless space.<\/em><\/p>

Galaxies spin in a cosmic dance,<\/em><\/p>

A symphony of pure expanse.<\/em><\/p>

The Milky Way, our spiral arm,<\/em><\/p>

A beacon bright, a call to calm.<\/em><\/p>

Beneath this canopy, so grand,<\/em><\/p>

We ponder what we understand.<\/em><\/p>

For in each twinkling point of light,<\/em><\/p>

Burns a Hideous constellation, both fierce and bright.<\/em><\/p>

And in its glow, our dreams take flight,<\/em><\/p>

In the silent wonder of the night.<\/em><\/p>

For in the stars, we find our place,<\/em><\/p>

Amidst the vast and endless space.<\/em><\/p>

<\/p>

The Hideous Constellation - a cool print, the ideal baggy fit and a soft heavyweight feel - we've literally got you covered with this women's oversized t-shirt. We've constructed this product from certified organic cotton in an ethically accredited wind-powered factory. We ship worldwide with multiple payment options available.<\/p>","metaTitle":"Hideous Constellation","metaDescription":"In the jet black canvas of the night, Gleaming globes cast their light. Silent whispers from afar, The ancient tale of every star. Constellations weav...","metaImage":null,"noIndex":false,"giftWrapCompatible":true,"approvalStatus":"approved","ecoIcons":[],"isBundle":false,"specifications":"Certified organic cotton oversized t-shirt, 230 gsm. Wash cool, hang dry. GM-free. Not tested on animals. Does not contain animal-derived products. Material made in a renewable energy-powered factory, audited for a wide range of social and sustainability criteria. Made to be remade - scan the QR code in the care label to send it back when worn out.","sizeChartId":39,"sizeCount":6,"urlName":"hideous-constellation","customiseIt":false,"enableAddToCart":true,"collection":{"title":"Hideous Women","urlName":"hideous-women"},"reviews":{"raw":[],"rating":0,"count":0,"summary":null},"lifestyleImages":[{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/vpon55jsjwgsate8pjd1uekxj6b0yqwadkvwoxntlv1jxsin.jpeg","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/vpon55jsjwgsate8pjd1uekxj6b0yqwadkvwoxntlv1jxsin.jpeg.jpg?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/vpon55jsjwgsate8pjd1uekxj6b0yqwadkvwoxntlv1jxsin.jpeg.jpg?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/vpon55jsjwgsate8pjd1uekxj6b0yqwadkvwoxntlv1jxsin.jpeg.jpg?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/vpon55jsjwgsate8pjd1uekxj6b0yqwadkvwoxntlv1jxsin.jpeg.jpg?w=auto&h=120","altText":"","color":"Black"},{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/krwj5igdu9cunpwlj0jkofjbg3e3hoby7tuc4bimcenn7pf0.jpeg","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/krwj5igdu9cunpwlj0jkofjbg3e3hoby7tuc4bimcenn7pf0.jpeg.jpg?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/krwj5igdu9cunpwlj0jkofjbg3e3hoby7tuc4bimcenn7pf0.jpeg.jpg?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/krwj5igdu9cunpwlj0jkofjbg3e3hoby7tuc4bimcenn7pf0.jpeg.jpg?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/krwj5igdu9cunpwlj0jkofjbg3e3hoby7tuc4bimcenn7pf0.jpeg.jpg?w=auto&h=120","altText":"","color":"Black"},{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/xwcqsq1vbmhcfzwdkg6buy0h4zrs88cowm2dnpxa8x9qun15.jpeg","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/xwcqsq1vbmhcfzwdkg6buy0h4zrs88cowm2dnpxa8x9qun15.jpeg.jpg?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/xwcqsq1vbmhcfzwdkg6buy0h4zrs88cowm2dnpxa8x9qun15.jpeg.jpg?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/xwcqsq1vbmhcfzwdkg6buy0h4zrs88cowm2dnpxa8x9qun15.jpeg.jpg?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/xwcqsq1vbmhcfzwdkg6buy0h4zrs88cowm2dnpxa8x9qun15.jpeg.jpg?w=auto&h=120","altText":"","color":"Black"}],"ugcImages":[],"videos":[],"designCrossSellData":{"enabled":false,"designFile":null},"crossSellProducts":[],"options":{"Black":{"colour":"Black","groupColour":"Black","sizes":{"8":{"price":22,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"10":{"price":22,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"12":{"price":22,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"14":{"price":22,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"16":{"price":22,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0},"18":{"price":22,"salePrice":0,"preOrder":false,"backInStockDate":null,"leadTime":0}},"flatImage":{"full":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/4d1fb653fc83508e3866fcd8b352c7d5e04493ac055b16a2.png","1080":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/4d1fb653fc83508e3866fcd8b352c7d5e04493ac055b16a2.png.png?w=1080&h=auto","640":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/4d1fb653fc83508e3866fcd8b352c7d5e04493ac055b16a2.png.png?w=640&h=auto","480":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/4d1fb653fc83508e3866fcd8b352c7d5e04493ac055b16a2.png.png?w=480&h=auto","120":"https:\/\/images.podos.io\/4d1fb653fc83508e3866fcd8b352c7d5e04493ac055b16a2.png.png?w=auto&h=120"},"backFlatImage":null,"additionalImages":[],"price":22,"thumbnail":{"type":"color","value":"#000000"},"backImage":false}},"bundleItems":[],"price":22,"totalBundlePrice":0,"salePrice":0,"labels":[],"tags":[],"baseSku":"RNB64","personalizationTemplate":null,"showSaleBadge":true}